41 posts tagged “quotes”

Thanks for blessing me this morning, Jade!

1. BARACK OBAMA:
   The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
2. JOHN MC CAIN:
   My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
3. HILLARY CLINTON:
   When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn' t about me...
4. DR. PHIL:
   The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
5. OPRAH:
   Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
6. GEORGE W. BUSH:
   We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
7. NANCY GRACE:
   That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
8. MARTHA STEWART:
   No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
9. DR SEUSS:
   Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
10. ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
    To die in the rain. Alone.
11. ARISTOTLE:
    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
12. ALBERT EINSTEIN:
    Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
13. BILL CLINTON:
    I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

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Show us a picture of your favorite fruit.

Galatians 5:22-23 (New International Version)
 ²²But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, ²³gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.

The hardest things to do in life are to trust, to have faith and to forgive so I want you to hear the strength in my voice when I say I forgive you because I love you.

I picked up this movie at the DVD shop because I wasn't interested in other movies. I was actually not really interested in watching this movie, too. I thought it's just another simple, cliche and boring drama comedies, but I am glad I watched it.

I just never thought that a Jane Fonda could grow old, too.....

Life is much less of a surprise when it's all timed down.