21 posts tagged “funny”
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
Again, SPAM of the day by Shirly.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky..
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $4.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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Got these pictures from my friend few days ago, and I combined them all together as one picture.
And since I think they are so cute, I picked up a couple of them and made a banner.
A good epitaph is considered to be one that is memorable, or at least makes one think… but the next 10 epitaphs are going to make you wanna die… laughing! They decided to have one last laugh. Never knew cemeteries could be so funny!
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And the 13th.... is mine!
Sorry that it's not funny. I don't think death is a funny thing, especially my loved ones and of course, mine.
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You really don't realize how many stupid facial expressions Swayze pulls off in Ghost until it's broken down
Click the link to see 15 more Swayze's lame faces.
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