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1. @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day 2. \M/ — Heavy Metal Music 3. ^5 — High Five 4. ^URS — Up Yours 5. .02 — Your (or my) two cents worth 6. 1174 —Nude club 7. 121 — One to one 8. 1337 — Elite 9. 143 — I love you 10. 14AA41 — One for All and All for One 11. 182 — I hate you 12. 20 — Location 13. 2G2B4G — Too Good To Be Forgotten 14. 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True 15. 2moro — Tomorrow 16. 2nite — Tonight 17. 2U2 — To You Too 18. 411 — Information19. 420 — Marijuana 20. 459 — I love you 21. 4COL — For Crying Out Loud 22. 4EAE — For Ever And Ever 23. 4ever — Forever 24. 4Q — Fuck You 25. 5FS 5 Finger Salute 26. 8 — Oral sex 27. 86 — to get rid of 28. A/S/L/P — Age/Sex/Location/Picture 29. A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime 30. AB — Ass Backwards 31. ABITHIWTITB — A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush 32. ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar 33. ADIH — Another Day In Hell 34. ADIP — Another Day In Paradise 35. ADN — Any Day Now 36. AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now 37. AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware 38. AFJ — April Fools Joke 39. AFT — About Fucking Time 40. AKA or a.k.a. — Also Known As 41. AMF — Adios Mother Fucker 42. AML — All My Love 43. ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible 44. ASAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact 45. ASAP — As Soon As Possible 46. ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This 47. ASL — Age/Sex/Location 48. ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies 49. ATAB — Ain’t That A Bitch 50. AWOL — Absent Without Leave 51. AYCE — All You Can Eat 52. B4N — Bye For Now53. BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker 54. — BBAMFIC Big Bad Ass Mother Fucker In Charge 55. — BD Big Deal 56. — BFD Big Fucking Deal 57. — BITD Back In The Day 58. — BJ Blow Job 59. — BKA Better Known As 60. — BM Bite Me 61. — BMF Bad Mother Fucker 62. — BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter 63. — BMOF Bite Me Old Fart 64. — BMOTA Bite Me On The Ass 65. — BS Bullshit 66. — BSAAW Big Smile And A Wink 67. BSEG — Big Shit-Eating Grin 68. BT — Bite This 69. BTDT — Been There Done That 70. BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt 71. BTFO — Back The Fuck Off (or Bend The Fuck Over) 72. BTHOOM — Beats The Heck Out Of Me 73. BTW — By The Way 74. BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle (or Bring Your Own Beer) 75. C4N — Ciao For Now 76. CBF — Can’t Be Fucked 77. CBJ — Covered Blow Job 78. CM — Call Me 79. CMAP — Cover My Ass Partner 80. CMIW — Correct Me if I’m Wrong 81. CMU — Crack Me Up 82. CRAFT — Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing 83. CRS — Can’t Remember Shit 84. DBABAI — Don’t Be A Bitch About It 85. DDSOS — Different Day, Same Old Shit 86. def — Definitely 87. DGA — Don’t Go Anywhere 88. DGT — Don’t Go There 89. DGYF — Damn Girl You’re Fine 90. DHYB — Don’t Hold Your Breath 91. DIC — Drunk In Charge 92. DILLIGAD — Do I Look Like I Give A Damn 93. DILLIGAS — Do I Look Like I Give A Shit 94. DIY — Do It Yourself 95. DKDC — Don’t Know Don’t Care 96. DUI — Driving Under the Influence 97. DUM — Do You Masturbate? 98. DURS — Damn You Are Sexy 99. DUSL — Do You Scream Loud? 100. DWI — Driving While Intoxicated 101. DWPKOTL — Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips 102. DYHAB — Do You Have A Boyfriend 103. E123 — Easy as One, Two, Three 104. EG — Evil Grin 105. EL — Evil Laugh 106. ESAD — Eat Shit And Die 107. ESADYFA — Eat Shit And Die You Fucking Asshole 108. ESEMED — Every Second Every Minute Every Day 109. ESMF — Eat Shit Mother Fucker 110. EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated 111. EZ — Easy 112. F2F — Face-to-Face 113. FO — Fuck Off 114. FOAD — Fuck Off And Die 115. FOL — Fond of Leather 116. FOS — Full Of Shit 117. FU2 — Fuck You Too118. FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition 119. FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief 120. FUJIMO — Fuck You Jack I’m Movin’ On 121. FUM — Fucked Up Mess 122. FWB — Friends With Benefits 123. G1 — Good One 124. G4I — Go For It 125. G4N — Good For Nothing 126. GAL — Get A Life 127. GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little 128. GAP — Got A Picture (of yourself)? 129. GDI — God Damn It 130. GF — Girlfriend 131. GFF — Go Fucking Figure 132. GFI — Go For It 133. GFON — Good For One Night 134. GFY — Go Fuck Yourself 135. GMAB — Give Me A Break 136. GMAFB — Give Me A Fucking Break 137. GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike 138. GNOC — Get Naked On Cam 139. GTFO — Get The Fuck Out 140. GTFOOH — Get The Fuck Out Of Here 141. GYHOOYA — Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass 142. GYPO — Get Your Pants Off 143. H4U — Hot For You 144. HAGD — Have a Great Day 145. HAGN — Have A Good Night 146. HAGO — Have A Good One 147. HAND — Have a Nice Day 148. HBB — Hip Beyond Belief 149. HMFIC — Head Mother Fucker In Charge 150. HSIK — How Should I Know 151. IDC — I Don’t Care 152. IDGAF — I Don’t Give A Fuck 153. IDGARA — — I Don’t Give A Rats Ass 154. IDK I Don’t Know 155. IIT — Is It Tight? 156. IITLYTO — If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old 157. ILU — I Love You 158. ILY — I Love You 159. IM — Instant Messaging 160. IMEZRU — I Am Easy, Are You? 161. INBD — It’s No Big Deal 162. INMP — It’s Not My Problem 163. INNW — If Not Now, When 164. IWSN — I Want Sex Now 165. IYD — In Your Dreams 166. J/O — Jerking Off 167. J4F — Just For Fun 168. J4G — Just For Grins 169. JDI Just Do It 170. KIR Keep It Real 171. KISS Keep It Simple Stupid 172. kitty Vagina 173. KMA Kiss My Ass 174. KMFHA Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass 175. KWSTA Kiss With Serious Tongue Action 176. LDR Long Distance Relationship 177. LF Let’s Fuck 178. LFTI Looking Forward To It 179. LHOS Lets Have Online Sex 180. LMAO Laughing My Ass Off 181. LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Ass Off 182. LMIRL Let’s Meet In Real Life 183. LONH Lights On, Nobody Home 184. M4C Meet for Coffee 185. MA Mature Audience 186. MIRL Meet In Real Life 187. MOFO Mother Fucker 188. MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex 189. N1 Nice One 190. NAB Not A Blonde 191. NADT Not A Damn Thing 192. NFW No Fucking Way 193. NSS No Shit Sherlock 194. NSTLC Need Some Tender Loving Care 195. OBX Old Battle Axe 196. PM Personal Message or Private Message 197. PMF Pardon My French 198. Q2C Quick To Cum 199. RU Are You? 200. RU/18 Are You Over 18? 201. RUMORF Are You Male OR Female? 202. RUUP4IT Are You Up For It? 203. SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist 204. SEG Shit Eating Grin 205. SH Shit Happens 206. SMB Suck My Balls 207. SOB Son Of a Bitch 208. SOGOP Shit Or Get Off the Pot 209. SOH Sense Of Humor 210. SOL Shit Out of Luck 211. SOMY Sick Of Me Yet? 212. SOS Same Old Shit 213. SSDD Same Shit Different Day 214. STFU Shut The Fuck Up 215. THX, TX, or THKS Thanks 216. TIA Thanks In Advance 217. TILII Tell It Like It Is 218. TY Thank You 219. TYVM Thank You Very Much 220. US You Suck 221. WGAFF Who Gives A Flying Fuck 222. WTF What The Fuck 223. WTGP Want To Go Private (private chat room)? 224. WTH What The Heck or What the Hell 225. WTHOW White Trash Headline Of the Week 226. WTMI Way Too Much Information 227. WTSDS Where The Sun Don’t Shine 228. WTSHTF When The Shit Hits The Fan 229. WU What’s Up 230. WUF Where You From? 231. YDKM You Don’t Know Me 232. YGBSM You’ve Gotta Be Shitting Me

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Surat wasiat Imam Samudra: "Saudara, aku wasiatkan kepada antum dan seluruh umat Islam yang telah mengazzamkan dirinya kepada jihad dan mati syahid untuk terus berjihad dan bertempur melawan setan akbar, Amerika dan Yahudi laknat.Saudaraku, jagalah selalu amalan wajib dan sunnah harian antum semua. Sebab dengan itulah kita berjihad dan sebab itulah kita mendapat rizki mati syahid. Janganlah anggap remeh amalan sunnah akhi, sebab itulah yang akan menyelamatkan kita semua dari bahaya futur dan malas hati.Saudaraku, jagalah salat malammu kepada Allah Azza Wajalla. Selalulah isi malam-malammu sujud kepada-Nya dan pasrahkan diri antum semua sepenuhnya kepada kekuasaannya. Ingatlah saudaraku, tiada kemenangan melainkan dari Allah semata.Kepada antum semua yang telah mengikrarkan dirinya untuk bertempur habis-habisan melawan anjing-anjing kekafiran, ingatlah perang belum usai. Janganlah takut cercaan orang-orang yang suka mencela, sebab Allah di belakang kita. Janganlah kalian bedakan antara sipil kafir dengan tentara kafir, sebab yang ada dalam Islam hanyalah dua, adalah Islam atau kafir.Saudaraku, jadilah hidup antum penuh dengan pembunuhan terhadap dengan orang-orang kafir. Bukanlah Allah telah memerintahkan kita untuk membunuh mereka semuanya, sebagaimana mereka telah membunuh kita dan saudara kita semuanya. Bercita-citalah menjadi penjagal orang-orang kafir. Didiklah anak cucu antum semua menjadi penjagal dan teroris bagi seluruh orang-orang kafir. Sungguh saudaraku, predikat itu lebih baik bagi kita daripada predikat seorang muslim, tetapi tidak peduli dengan darah saudaranya yang dibantai oleh kafirin laknat. Sungguh gelar teroris itu lebih mulia daripada gelar ulama. Namun mereka justru menjadi penjaga benteng kekafiran."

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That was lucky, it came just right, fate withdraws, this time no bite; Oh, how lucky a person can be, steered by marvellous serendipity; But what, exactly, is it all about, this force that is prone to shout, and send you on your fortuitous way, rich and happy without delay? Jung would say it’s synchronicity, meaningful coincidence guides you and me, whilst others would blame our capacity to be deluded, madness, for a moment, had simply intruded, on our ability to realise our life, goes any which way from fortune to strife, but depending on whether you’re an optimist or not, your memories are simply all you’ve got, to remember the good times, or maybe the sad, and this decides whether fate was good or bad

Once upon a time, wedding bands were plain gold, or more likely gold plated. Their value was in the symbolism. “Look, I’m married!” or “Forget him; he’s married.” Today many who tie the know want something that also symbolizes their individual styles, or rings to set this pair apart from other couples. These individualistic rings not only tell you that someone is married, they can often tell you who they are married to, if you can find the other unique ring in the crowd.